My Fics

so uh, not to be self-centred or anything but i am the only zeroskull author on AO3 (or anywhere) at the time of writing, so i thought i would compile my fics here.

they don't get a lot of views, which is very understandable, but the lack of attention hasn't dissuaded me from writing about them for almost an entire year now, and they're a big source of pride for me! even though i am kind of too embarrassed to read them back very often. blame all the smut i guess.

anywhere he's a complete list of what i've written so far, there's some intended continuity between these but the time periods vary - read them in order or just pick whatever sounds most interesting i guess. i have a ton more i want to write so hopefully i'll remember to update this in the future. and again, huge nsfw warning, even the ones that aren't smutty are still very horny. it's kind of what i do.

XO | 1,419 words | Mature

Tags: Age Difference, Dubious Consent, Sexual Tension, Intimacy, First Kiss, Zero has a crush

Summary: Major Zero has always had a fondness for outcasts, so he isn't one to be deterred by appearances when a young Hungarian defector catches his eye. In fact, he has a proposition for him.

The Act of Feeling | 4,735 words | Explicit

Tags: Age Difference, Secret Relationship, Numbness, anorgasmia, Hand Jobs, Anal Sex, Loss of Virginity, the usual mentions of Skull Face trauma, porn with a bit of plot

Summary: Zero's relationship with his new XO continues in private. Skull Face finds the Major can offer him the one thing he's been waiting for.

Ill-Suited Jealousy | 3,080 words | Explicit

Tags: Age Difference, Jealousy, Office Sex, Blow Jobs, Anal Sex, Dom/sub Undertones, Numbness, Gags, what if we fucked at the CIA

Summary: Skull Face comes to hassle Zero during office hours about a certain agent that's been taking up his time. Zero calls him out on his jealousy.

Keeping Secrets | 2,611 words | Explicit

Tags: Fluff and Smut, Sleep Deprivation, Phone Sex, Dirty Talk, Voice Kink, (on both Zero's part and mine)

Summary: Skull Face makes the most of Zero's company over the radio during a long, lonely night in Tselinoyarsk.

Snakebitten | 4,594 words | Teen And Up Audiences

Tags: Injury, Needles, Medical Inaccuracies, Fluff, Intimate application of first aid, It only gets a little bit horny

Summary: If doing Zero's dirty work is what gets him into these situations, Skull Face may as well allow him to take responsibility for once.